I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Time should be seen and assessed in seconds, minutes, hours and days

In politics, you know, as well as I do, there are no men, but ideas - no feelings, but interests.

Invest in people who don´t deserve it yet.

Smile as if you are an angel from heaven.

He who marvels at the beauty of the world in summer will find equal cause for wonder and admiration in winter.

I don't know what the big deal is about old age. Old people who shine from the inside look 10 to 20 years younger.

Do you know how much faster I can fix an airplane when I want to fix it than when I don't want to fix it?

You only live once, so I try to say yes to everything.

Of course, you'll have to meet the physical and psychological demands. A space walk takes a lot of energy.

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.