I think that if I am notorious, it is because other people have decided that this is how I should be.

The great advantage of a novel is you can put in whatever comes into your head - it has the same shape as the human brain.

Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.

The world outside had its own rules, and those rules were not human.

The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.

The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

It's a curious idea to reproduce when you don't even like life.

Tenderness is a deeper instinct than seduction, which is why it is so hard to give up hope.

The most stupid religion is Islam.

Luke would always remember the day of his drowning

You have a drawer full of dull butter knives and an old pair of kitchen shears. You are hardly armed to the teeth.

People who read always have something interesting to say.

Oh the long and dreary Winter! Oh the cold and cruel Winter!

Tigress is my alternate personality, especially with children. I love animation because you get to do things you don't normally get to.

A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life.

The media coverage for Donald Trump has been almost cheerleading over the last couple weeks. And I'm convinced it's because many in the press want him to be the nominee.

You must think. The eye is not enough; it needs to think as well.

I'll never be mistaken for Pat Boone.

Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.