I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.

I still have my old Nintendo 64 that works. And I hook it up, and I still play the original Goldeneye. Im that geek. I have an NBA Jam arcade machine in my office at SNL.

Brad Pitt has always been one that I'm very proud of, just because I don't know anybody else who does one.

Comic books are a big passion of mine.

There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.

Spontaneity has its time and its place.

Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.

You've got to create a dream. You've got to uphold the dream. If you can't, go back to the factory or go back to the desk.

Everyone wants to be part of the 99%, even the cops are like, "No, no, man. I'm part of the 99% too." No one wants to be part of the 1%.

Order means light and peace, inward liberty and free command over one's self; order is power.

The eye doesn't see any shapes, it sees only what is differentiated through light and dark or through colors.

On working with director Werner Herzog: I have to shoot without any breaks. I yell at Herzog and hit him. I have to fight for every sequence. I wish Herzog would catch the plague.

Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence.

Everything they teach in school is oriented so that they can test it to show that you know it, instead of taking note of the obvious, which is that people learn by doing what people want to do.