I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

But something held him, as the fatalist can always be held: by curiosity, pessimism, by sheer inertia.

Everyone wants to impress somebody...- That's how it works!

You know, Scooter's going to do the first separation burn; I'm going to do the second separation burn.

I really really wanna see Lenny Kravitz 'cause I wanna be his rockchick!

In the morning, we carry the world like Atlas; at noon, we stoop and bend beneath it; and at night, it crushes us flat to the ground.

And while some healing does happen, it isn't a healing of redemption or epiphany. It's more like the slow absorption of a bruise.

I have always been fascinated with guns. I grew up in America so granted, it is part of our heritage and it is written into the laws of how this country is run.

Every movie I do is challenging for me. There is some element of imaginative that you wouldn't have in a typical movie.

Idleness is righteous if it is comfortable. Uncomfortable idleness is sin & sinful waste.

What you write chooses you.