I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

God's grace is all I need.

Know that transformation sometimes begins with a fall. So never curse the fall.

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.

You can't raise the standard of women's morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than that.

All musicians start out with ideals but hanging on to them in the face of media scrutiny takes real integrity. Tougher still is to live up to the ideals of your dedicated fans.

Nature has some perfections to show that she is the image of God, and some defects to show that she is only His image.

Create tools that enable people to make decisions at the same level, ideally, of fidelity that that you would make them yourself.

The idea in collaborative bargaining is to negotiate without making concessions to each other, by looking for joint-gain options instead.

Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.

The way I hold the club, I've got my hand way over, like I'm driving a motorcycle. My Kawasaki grip.