I think that the art of marketing, the art of promotion and the art of storytelling is definitely elevated and we have to get better every year.

I don't know if I have a legacy, but I will say that I'm proud of the fact that I'm from a small town in a small state and I've had more than a small impact.

Are we gonna see power laces in 2015? To that I say yes!

Sports teaches you very important lessons that are many and varied. It's probably the closest thing to the lessons we learned in fighting and warfare, about loyalty and growing up.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Are you seeking to be offended?

Christians are supposed not merely to endure change nor even to profit by it but to cause it.

In America you need a bodyguard to go out.

The pyramids of Egypt will not last a moment compared to the daisy.

there is no pleasure so sweet as the pleasure of spending money but the pleasure of writing is longer. There is no denying that.

I look for every opportunity to mix comedy and horror and tragedy. I love catching audiences off-guard.

You could figure out at least 80 percent of the context and meaning of a text if people used punctuation, and we wouldn't have had to write our sketch.

The truth is this is a very dangerous world.

I find that the mask of the critic is to have distance.