I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Conservation is a state of harmony between men and land.

The UK is one of the only nations on earth that has actually met and even exceeded its goals under the Kyoto Protocol.

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.

I work hard to let my wife know how much I love her. I try to do that every day.

I've played rugby at school a bit. I didn't play football at school; I played football after school.

Happy people make people happy, but I can’t make someone be happy, and no one else can make me happy.

She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn't see it in themselves.

Writing nonfiction is more like sculpture, a matter of shaping the research into the finished thing.

The Universe does not owe us meaning.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.