I think that there's got to be a comic gene in some way, but it's so much about it is how you grow up.

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

Every child deserves a chance at a life filled with love, laughter, friends and family.

Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.

One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man.

You know, theres endorphins in laughter, as there are endorphins in running in the park.

Women should know that they don't have to hang on to an old dream that has stopped nurturing them - that there is always time to start a new dream.

As much success came to him, my father stayed true to his promise. He built the hospital to help the most helpless children with catastrophic illnesses.

In the 1960s we were fighting to be recognized as equals in the marketplace, in marriage, in education and on the playing field. It was a very exciting, rebellious time.

Where will I be five years from now? I delight in not knowing. That's one of the greatest things about life its wonderful surprises.

Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

This is certainly one of the best ways to ensure failure. Make excuses, don't take action!

If a path in your life leaves you in a place where you feel lost and alone, may you follow your heart and souluntil you feel at home.

Those who tread 'adult' as a term of approval cannot hope to be considered adult themselves. When I became a man I put away childish things, along with the desire to be very grown up.

That's what I want to do. I want to make America great again.

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.

I don't get anything for free. I pay for all my beauty treatments.

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.

Barack Obama is facing a financial emergency on a grander scale. Yet his approach has been to engage in one of the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history.

I have deep emotions about the American people. If I were to cry for anything, I would cry for them and the policies that they're about to face.

Humans become angels on earth, not in heaven.