I think that there's part of me that feels like maybe I should have been more social.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

how do I stop hurting the people who love me and how do I stop getting hurt by the people I love?

All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care about, if you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby baby, all my life I've been good

He who influences the thought of his times influences the times that follow.

Thought control is the ability to direct mind and attention anywhere.

Some boys are particular about how they look. I'm not.

If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.

I've been doing African dance all my life.

When you are weary of praying, and do not receive, consider how often you have heard a poor man calling, and have not listened to him.

Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up.

Just as war is freedom's cost, disagreement is freedom's privilege.