I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

The key to being with family is to engage with those we love in a way we would teach to those we love.

Because I am an Englishman I spent most of my life in a state of embarrassment.

Five Minute Marketing is entertaining and thought provoking marketing advice by a Canadian for Canadians.

You got 3 things going against you: you're good, you're left-handed, and you're black

...our state will not...secede. Have no doubt but Lincoln will make a good president - at least we ought to give him a fair trial.

Any moment you're willing to give up your fig leaves, which you think are covering you, God will give you His righteousness, which will really cover you.

You have to find actors who have the ability to display a wide range of emotion effectively. That's so much harder than it seems.

The point of fashion is that you take the picture you want. And fashion is the only photography that allows fantasy, and I'm a fantasist.

I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.

Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure.