I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Faith never stays put. It's always challenging always questioning. That's what makes it real.

If somehow every volunteer vanished tomorrow, so much of this country would come to a standstill: schools, hospitals and libraries. You can't name an institution that doesn't depend on volunteers.

God and nature create nothing that does not fulfill a purpose

Okay, you've convinced me. Now go out there and bring pressure on me.

All my roots are still in the prarie country of the Middle West.

One can have only as much preparation as he has foresight.

As we get older - perhaps I'm just speaking for myself - we can get too cynical.

Jazz is the big brother of Revolution. Revolution follows it around.

I think I've got the best staff in television.

There is something to be said for anyone who sits alone with dignity and silently begs for God.