I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

If you are a guild, take care of your friends. That is all I have to say.

Grace is root of a good life.

Entering a library, I am always stuck by the way in which a certain vision of the world is imposed upon the reader through its categories and its order.

That's why success hasn't changed me: because I don't want to be famous or do TV or be a model or be recognised in a shop. I'm not interested. There's nothing worse.

What is man? ... What a strange union of matter and mind! A machine for converting material into spiritual force.

When I was first starting out, and I was less established, I was really concerned about being typecast.

It is not my mode of thought that has caused my misfortunes, but the mode of thought of others.

I'm a little bit of a makeout king. I don't discriminate too much.

I don't judge myself by what someone says.

Men are in general so tricky, so envious, and so cruel that when we find one who is only weak, we are too happy.