I think the ethical standards established in this White House have been the highest in the history of the White House.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

You don't believe He knows what's best for you: that rest will make you more productive and more spiritually healthy.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

Learning means change.

Even Silicon Valley investors have put well over a $1 billion in new energy technologies.

I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].

I sit around too much, waiting for other people to do stuff and angsting about stuff they've done, without doing anything myself.

The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation

I've stood up to Russia. I've taken on Putin and others, and I would do that as president.

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seems to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?