I think the fact that I look totally artificial, but I am totally real, has its own kind of magic in it.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

If you don't behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.

The God who loved us enough to die for us when we cared nothing for him is not about to shortchange us in life.

Your lowest moment and life can be your best if you survive it and learn from it

What would Christ do if he were in my situation?

When I am with others, they are my teachers. I can select their good points and follow them, and select their bad points and avoid them.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Community is where humility and glory touch.

I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell.

With longer life spans and better health and education, many feel that giving birth to a baby a mere couple of decades after they themselves were in the cradle is a little premature.

I must have a drink of breakfast.