I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

When you read a book, and who you are when you read it, makes it matter or not.

Well, what was luck for if it was never to be tempted?

Seek to do good and you will find that happiness will run after you.

I did not, however, commit suicide, because I wished to know more of mathematics.

I got cat class and I got cat style

I never wanted to be the lead on a TV drama. It just robs you of your life, really.

What individual can so well assess the amount of damages which a plaintiff ought to recover for an injury he has received than an intelligent jury?

Live dangerously and you live right.

Entrepreneurs don't finish when we are tired. We finish when we are done.

I happen to miss the Constitution; I thought it was a good document.