I think the hardest part of writing anything is getting exposition out easily, without hitting people over the head with it.

If somebody has a question, they only have to ask one of us because we share a brain. We seriously have never said something different than the other one.

I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.

It's exciting to do something you're writing. And it's also a lot easier to memorize because you wrote it.

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.

People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.

It's hard to get enough of something that almost works.

Education is the light which lets us see the universe in a better way. It often lets us understand her incredible beauty.

My parents are deeply pious Hindus.

Some consider me as a living Buddha. That's nonsense. That's silly. That's wrong. If they consider me a simple Buddhist monk, however, that's probably okay.

Do they deserve to die?" but "Do we deserve to kill them?

I'm a born and bred New Yorker. I belong here. Everytime I leave it's like losing a leg.

Donald Trump is a bully who thrives on division.

I don't know why I go to school unless for kicks, oh well might as well do dissect a frog.

I have a lot of responsibilities outside myself. I have a large family. I want to know I can always be helpful.

What its children become, that will the community become.