I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

I threw myself so far in your depth that it took me a month to come out and notice I was actually sitting in my room. Nowhere else. Not with you.

Once a friend, always a friend. Why should borders stop that?

The undisciplined mind confuses misfortune with mistakes.

Forgiveness is a powerful expression of the love within our soul.

I'm definitely the person for most of my friends that everyone calls, goes to and wants advice from.

Drama - what literature does at night.

The great eventful Present hides the Past; but through the din Of its loud life hints and echoes from the life behind steal in.

What I will say is that Naz and I are not together just because we like to hang out. The purpose is finding someone that you can spend the rest of your life with, for me anyways.

If you are in a dark room, don’t beat at the darkness with a stick, but rather try to turn on the light

Believe you can do it and you are halfway there