I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

She sat in the silence that resulted in the absence of her words, feeling unburdened but not absolved.

Most people in this world are a continuity, very few become an opportunity and the rarest of them all, evolve to be a possibility.

I have to be a father first and a husband first.

Doing an injury puts you below your enemy; revenging one make you but even with him; forgiving it sets you above him.

I just made pictures I would've liked to see.

I'm very scary. I'm a menace.

Nothing is more difficult than trying to correct history.

So maybe part of our formal education should be training in empathy. Imagine how different the world would be if, in fact, that were 'reading, writing, arithmetic, empathy.'

Look up the word role in the dictionary and you'll see it means playing a part. That's why I call myself a real model.

But few are those who tread the sunlit path; Only the pure in soul can walk in light.