I think the more you hone your voice, take risks and talk about things that matter, the better chance you have of getting into the realm of the philosophers of stand up. But you have to be funny.

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat.

You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up.

The more you perform, the more adept you get at the nuances of navigating that communal conversation.

I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

The blues is a hopeful music. It helps you process something rather than avoid it. It's like mourning, in essence.

I think there comes a time in any comedian's career where they can either coast or keep growing and evolving.

Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.

Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.

Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how we set 'Teachers Lounge' up.

So not only do I have to go out and fight evil villains, I have to take up woodworking, too?

The primary cause of disorder in ourselves is the seeking of reality promised by another.

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something

She looks like a warrior. I mean, Bellatrix does mean warrior. And she's also a bit of a fatale. She's the right hand of Voldemort, and the only woman death eater.

The best way to avoid danger is to meet it plump.

Sometimes the unexpected happens when you don't expect a person to come up to expectations.

The English are a nation of consummate cant.

Actors work and slave and it is the color of your hair that can determine your fate in the end.

I've always been a deep sleeper; because I come from such a large family - there are 10 kids - I could sleep through anything.

My rule is always, People first and things second.