I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time.

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

I like you just the way I am.

In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight.

I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

Never believe for a second that your weak, within all of us we have a reserve of inner hidden strength,

Ernest Hemingway was a champion of the common man. He once said, “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility is being superior to your former self.

I wouldn't say I have comedy chops. I guess you get lucky with good writing because I don't think I'm a comedian by any stretch of the imagination.

The best proof that there's intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't come here.

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

I went to the Democratic Convention as a journalist, and returned a cold-blooded revolutionary.

Be suspicious of your sincerity when you are the advocate of that upon which your livelihood depends.

I like Chicago. It's a great city. It's always fun to revisit it.

I'm sorry," I say. "I didn't give you everything you wanted. I wasn't everything you wanted. You were everything I wanted.