I think the worst professional advice I received was this kind of unspoken message of "sit back and wait your turn," or "sit back and wait and let other people do things."

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

That which is cool is driven by the soul.

I accrued anger from people's low opinion of me and my work, and for the work I might be capable of.

Life in the twentieth century undeniably has ... such richness, joy and adventure as were unknown to our ancestors except in their dreams.

You've got to connect with the things that you love.

What we call wisdom is the result of all the wisdom of past ages.

The last thing we should do is allow ourselves to be infantilized by a counterfeit version of enlightenment.

Abundance, even of good things, prevents them from being valued

A lot of times in life, women want to talk, but men don't want to listen, and if they do want to listen, they turn it back to themselves.

It's a terrible thing being a patriarch. I don't even have a gray beard. But people keep calling me up for advice.

Los Angeles and New York are the big centers of the music industry worldwide so of course it can be hard for newcomers who don't know what to expect from the music business.