I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

This is heaven. You can stop praying now.

We are here on planet Earth to learn lessons and to grow in loving knowledge.

Don't forget either, you unhappy man, that voluntary confinement is a great deal harder to bear than compulsory.

Laws made by common consent must not be trampled on by individuals.

A beneficent person is like a fountain watering the earth, and spreading fertility; it is, therefore, more delightful to give than to receive.

In the end, all solutions are temporary.

It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.

I agree with Bill Clinton that US forces should not be sent to Haiti, but not for his reasons.

If there was an abundance of misery in the world, there was also sufficient joy, yes - as long as one knew where to look for it.

I'm all about fashion, cheeseburgers and bright-red lipstick.

The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.