I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

There is nothing for you in this bleak hospital room but a cold and empty nothingness that has no answers, can give no peace, will provide no comfort to the living.

Words are drops of blood, from my heart.

I will always be the hopeless romantic, more often pathetic than heroic.

The State is said by some to be a necessary evil; it must be made unnecessary.

One might better try to sail the Atlantic in a paper boat, than try to get to heaven on good works.

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

It was interesting to portray a character that was so far removed from today's world, but was also at the forefront of feminism at that time.

Universal truths have become an embarrassment, but they won't quite go away.

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials.

Well, all life forms are dependent upon water.