I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

What matters is not how many miles you run… What matters is whether you are having Fun! -RVM

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.

You want me at your mercy, Princess. Question is, why?”“No, ” she whispered. “Question is, do I?

If you want more from life — start by counting your blessings instead of counting your losses, deficits and wants.

Simple questions--and simple answers--were what we needed in life. That was what Mma Ramotswe believed. Yes.

Some people spell "good" with two o's and some people spell it with one... and there shouldn't be a contradiction between that.

Turning the other cheek isn't submissive. It's defiant.

Making a book is such a big enterprise.

Live life and write about life. Of the making of many books there is indeed no end, but there are more than enough books about books.

Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse.