I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

Life is contentment not a competition.

The gift we can offer others is so simple a thing as hope.

There's no question that Kennedy was an utter failure as a passer of laws during his proverbial thousand days.

Why shouldn't a car key look like a car?

Poetry is a sort of homecoming.

If you hand me a guitar, I'll play the blues. That's the place I automatically go.

Knowledge without labor is profitless. Knowledge with labor is genius.

The study of History is the beginning of wisdom.

There's nothing better than actually getting to watch the person and see his or her mannerisms.

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside".