I think these A-list celebrities that are all lined up for Hillary [Clinton], I think they heard her.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Poverty is a condition that resides in the heart . . . not in the wallet.

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.

It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It requires only an honest heart and a willingness to obey God.

You are only worthy of what you prove yourself to be.

I would say to those who don't like the metaphor This is reality.

Writing and cafes are strongly linked in my brain.

You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny.

A man of God never strives after untruth and therefore he can never lose hope.

So much of the world and the systems that we live within are made to keep us from feeling like we're free. The way that black women in American came to be is just diametrically opposed to being free.

Capitalism unchecked is not a democratic system.