I think they should have movies in restaurants. I can't believe that so many people get together just to sit there. It's so abstract... isn't it abstract? What are these people sitting here watching?

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die

Fashion wasn't what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Any lack of joy in the world is the result of disobedience.

Welcome to Ruler’s purgatory. It’s the special club you love to hate.

You look like a boy who has eaten the fruit of the tree of knowledge and doesn't like the taste.

What the world needs is a set villain that people can point at and say, “It’s all your fault!

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

I linger on the flathouse roof, the moonlight is divine. But my heart is all aflutter like the washing on the line.

Science is uncertain.

I never thought I would run for Congress. If you look back at a certain reality TV show, you know that.

The coaches who win are the ones who can motivate their players. Winning isn't everything, but the will to win is everything.