I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

If you stand on the garbage heap of your mind, your feet will never touch the ground.

Fall, sweetheart. I'll catch you.

It is an immutable law in business that words are words, explanations are explanations, promises are promises-but only performance is reality.

We know that often holding those who have carried out mass atrocities accountable is at times our best tool to prevent future atrocities.

Mediocrity is a hand-rail.

Anxiety, depression, and suicide don't discriminate based on how much money you have - though it might make it easier for you to get help.

A picture that is beautiful, or that comes off, or that works, looks as if it was all made at one stroke.

Kid ... Comics will break your heart.

My parents never looked at my acting as a career. They saw it as a way to help provide for the household.

I eat right and ensure that I burn it all by working out equally as much as I eat.