I think things get a lot better after high school. I think the ones that struggle during that time tend to have better experiences after.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

I want to do something I feel like I can do.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

Only a person who is motivated in the inner depths of his being will help without hesitation and with no obligation for the one helped.

This is no occupation for an adult who can look other adults in the eye, carry his own weight, and count himself one of them.

You start to live when you commit your life to cause higher than yourself. You must learn to depend on divine power for the fulfillment of a higher calling.

You are almost not free, if you are teaching a group of graduate students, to become friends with one of them. I don't mean anything erotically charged, just a friendship.

We'll have infinite bandwidth in a decade's time.

Enemies are, to me, as important as friends in my life, and when they die I mourn their passing.

I'm always thinking about songs, I'm thinking of life maybe a little bit more lyrically than a computer programmer or someone like that.

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.

The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.

No one who has ever brought up a child can doubt for a moment that love is literally the life-giving fluid of human existence