I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Hard work is the engine that produces success. Hard work is success in realization.

He refused to believe in his own weaknesses, and with her he had not found a weakness to fit himself against.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

Control what I hold and of course be the boss of myself, no-one else will bring my wealth.

I have lived life long enough to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered

Bobby McGee' was the song that made the difference for me. Every time I sing it, I still think of Janis.

Technology will save us if it doesn't wipe us out first.

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.

As a writer, I have learned that each time I pick up my pencil I betray someone.

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.