I think we all feel like misfits when we open our mouth sometimes, you know?

God knows, I never want to hurt someone's feelings.

The only time he cries is if he’s hungry. We all have nipples. I don’t care who I offend; my baby wants to eat. If I can’t get a cover over me quick enough, so be it.

I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark.

I have no fears when it comes to my hair or clothes.

A wedding is such a girl thing.

My first crush was Spock. I thought it didn't get any better than Spock.

I have very little faith that I'll ever find someone. I've had some bad luck and I've made some bad choices - not in men, but in how I've chosen to deal with relationships.

I'm pretty much a loner and I've lived under the radar.

I'm flatchested, I'm short, I'm brunette, I have droopy eyes, and so people have a hard time casting me as a 'beauty.'

I don't like slugs and tentacles and calamari or anything. Actually, tentacles made me turn into a vegetarian in high school. I'm not anymore, but in high school, we were dissecting squid.

We all have faced fearful times.

Birthday, Birthday, Birthday! Celebrate your day of birth, no matter the circumstances of your birth. Be thankful and joyful for the gift of life on this divine day.

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

I find it fascinating to think about what the world is going to be like when people won't talk anymore.

Technology sounds quick and easy, but it ends up taking up too much of your time.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

Interesting capitalization,' I said. 'Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

You have to treat every hour of television you're given like a $100 million movie, and with 'A.D.,' we stepped it up even a stage further.

Love each other or die.