I think we are all exhausted by, and sick of, Donald Trump.

I believe that the fragile-flower, idea-intolerant society of victimhood that is being cultivated in many colleges today is really bad.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

The verb "Garland" should be created. It would mean to unfairly put a stinking albatross around someone's neck, to make him unemployable.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became completely aware of this when I had to shift, and realized something had to give.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

If its almost right its wrong. Pay attention to your hesitation

Miracles sometimes occur but one has to work terribly hard for them.

I feel a sense of responsibility," said Jordan. "And where is this feeling located? In your pants, perhaps?

Learn to commend thy daily acts to God, so shall the dry every-day duties of common life be steps to heaven, and lift they heart hither.

Impossible means that you haven't found a solution yet .

You probably think I’m at a disadvantage. I promise you, I’m not.

Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school.

An idealistic lover is a blind lover, and therefore a true lover; a pragmatic lover is a sighted lover, and therefore a false lover.

War is the greatest plague that can afflict mankind... Any scourge is preferable to it.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.