I think we could all be a bit more elitist.

I think the minute you mention death, people run for the hills - unless it's heavy metal. People do not like death.

There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.

I believe a lot of our lives are spent asleep, and what I've been trying to do is hold on to those moments when a little spark cuts through the fog and nudges you.

Life is a game and true love is a trophy.

I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.

I'm your knight in shining armor. I'm here to save you from Linkin Park.

Cigarettes and chocolate milk These are just a couple of my cravings Everything it seems I like's a little bit stronger A little bit thicker A little bit harmful for me.

I am always writing; if you want to survive in this business, you need to keep working, keep creating and never stop the output.

Being uncool is being pretty much the coolest you can be.

I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can.

When I write, I do not like using ten dollar words. I like the fifty-centers. Everybody has fifty-cents, even those that are too proud to admit it.

In order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man.

If you would hit the mark you must aim a little above it every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth.

The seed of mortals broods o'er passing things, and hath nought surer than the smoke-cloud's shadow.

The all but unanimous judgment seems to be that we, the democracies, are just as responsible for the rise of the dictators as the dictatorships themselves, and perhaps more so.

Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.

Whatever you choose for your stationery is your favorite color because it's where you pour your heart out.

Every king needs a counsellor, a counsellor who is never afraid of the king.

When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

Do not lose joy in life as you grow old in years. Let not your 'joie de vivre be crushed under the weight of years.