I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Rejection is the run in the pantyhose of life.

Acceptance” is the most beautiful word in the English language.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I think a lot of the criticism had to do with disliking the characters - which, again, I take as something of a compliment.

History is the most aristocratic of all literary pursuits, because it obliges the historian to be rich as well as educated.

I've grown up a lot, and I've realized that what I need to make myself happy is the people around you.

You have to love that government, but hate the government that might work in your interest and that you could control. That's an interesting propaganda task, but it's been carried out very well.

I'm trying to be slightly happier with myself. No one really wants to be miserable all the time.

Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.

The team that makes the most mistakes usually wins.