I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

Your soul is the priestess of memory, selecting, sifting, and ultimately gathering your vanishing days toward presence.

You have a right to feel the universe is willing to provide you with blessings, but not to the point that it cannot do without you.

When you come right down to it the secret of having it all is loving it all.

A learned man is a tank; a wiser man is a spring.

I would pay snakes to bite her.

When I do a character, I try to base it on someone I have met or an experience I've had.

I am a musician who stopped working with music. Now I work with visual music, or audio-visual music.

You are not born for fame if you don't know the value of time.

A cloud hangs over baseball. It's a cloud called drugs and it's permeated our game.

I don't think writing or co-writing my songs makes me a better singer, but I haven't really got an excuse not to do it as I've got too many opinions!