I think we need to change that old saying, "I don't need a building to fall on me." Because two did and we still don't get it. I think we all stick our head in the sand as a deep human impulse.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Writing is both mask and unveiling.

Oh, precious losing streak, you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about itbut my face is made of wood.

Choose your audience wisely, for its not your performance that varies but their response is what matters!

No matter what authority Satan and his subjects have temporarily been allowed in this world system, Christ can pull rank anytime He wants to.

Ser un chico normal de 22 años, probablemente no es tan divertido como ser parte de One Direction.

From an angel's wings to a fallen star, God makes everything but unbreakable hearts.

A lunch date is more fun than a dinner date; you're not tired. It's a secret that not a lot of other parents told me about.

Perception is NOT reality. People have always said that - perception is reality. I reject that hypothesis.

Overall relations between the North and the South have developed in favor of national reconciliation, unity and reunification.

When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.