I think we're going to have a nominee, whoever it is, and we'll have support for the nominee.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

We are all capable of loving.

who says love is better than hate. i feel both gives equivalent pain.

The priority of the kingdom is the greatest message

The incestuous relationship between government and big business thrives in the dark.

There are more battles won through prayer than by any other means.

Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.

I am heartily rejoiced that my term is so near its close. I will soon cease to be a servant and will become a sovereign.

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane In proving foresight may be vain The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men Gang aft agley An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain For promis'd joy!