I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

You cannot heal what you will not unveil.

To make the reader afraid, I had to be afraid.

For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls

New Year's Day is a good time to fix one's eyes on the only One who knows what the year is to hold.

One never finds life worth living. One always has to make it work living.

I think every actor is looking for a challenge, and to play something different, and to be a part of a project with other great actors.

The people that have inspired me the most were dancers and choreographers.

I only entertain very close friends.

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick

When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.