I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The common feature of most of the successful people is, their talent is flexible to suit the needs of time.

Finding our joy requires no leaping. It only wishes we’d opt for being lifted.

Worthless is life just dreaming but not working, ” -Taleeb

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

Up-and-coming musicians can easily reach out and find a loving teacher, and that's definitely what happened to me.

If you can help a child, you don't have to spend years repairing an adult.

Philosophy will not be able to effect an immediate transformation of the present condition of the world. This is not only true of philosophy, but of all merely human thought and endeavor.

I will not be making appointments to a committee that is not bipartisan.

I realized that they could take everything from me except my mind and my heart. They could not take those things. Those things I still had control over. And I decided not to give them away.