I think when you do radio there's a certain amount of freedom that when you walk in and sit down and turn the mic on, it's you. It's all you.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

You can take your power back and silence the criticism and lies NOW!

The best things and best people rise out of their separateness I'm against a homogenized society because I want the cream to rise.

Everyone has a responsibility towards this larger family of man, but especially if you're privileged, that increases your responsibility.

Poetry is one of the oldest of all art forms, and one of its powers for shamans and tribal leaders was the mnemonic.

Life is a freak. That’s its hope and glory.

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

I've never considered myself a comedian. I'm a comedic actor.

My career means, if you're a non-Indian writing about Indians, at least there's one Indian in your rearview mirror.

There must be consistency in direction.

The sight of lovers feedeth those in love.