I think when you first get a job, you're just trying to do what the last regime did, just to keep it going, as opposed to actually doing what you want to do.

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

In comedy you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity.

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

I would say Colin Jost is Kanye West because he takes like the creative risk a lot of times, whereas I'm like, "Uh, I don't know..."

Donald Trump is Donald Trump! He doesn't apologize for who he is. We know he's tacky. We know he's orange. We know he's got a bad haircut.

I will no longer mutilate and destroy myself in order to find a secret behind the ruins.

Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.

So many of life’s eventualitiesare beyond your control.Work out what things you caninfluence and come to a peacefulacceptance of the rest.

The only force that can overcome an idea and a faith is another and better idea and faith, positively and fearlessly upheld.

Get up every day and try a little harder than the day before.

One of the most insidious and nefarious properties of scientific models is their tendency to take over, and sometimes supplant, reality.

Democrats, Republicans, independents, people across America. If you don't vote for me, I still want to be your president.

The day that I can land at the airport in Baghdad and ride in an unarmed car down the highway to the Green Zone is the day that I'll start considering withdrawals from Iraq.

Writing is medicine. It is an appropriate antidote to injury. It is an appropriate companion for any difficult change.

I find the selectivity of erotic love - the choice of this man or this woman - much more intelligible if liking the person is the origin of sexual interest, rather than the other way.