I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

The legacy we leave is not just in our possessions, but in the quality of our lives.

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

It has been very truly said that the mob has many heads, but no brains.

We pass through hundreds, thousands, perhaps millions of existences. In each lifetime, we're exploring another part of our own self, which is eternity.

I always have said, you know it's not for me to forgive or to condemn, I'm a filmmaker.

Looking at you has been my favorite pastime from the moment you asked me to describe your face," he said solemnly, looking straight into her eyes.

I do think film can change culture, in a way that reading a story in the New York Times does not.

Let nothing offensive to the ear or the eye enter these thresholds, within which youth dwells.

Life always delivers the creative energy you need to change into the new thing you must become.

There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they're ever so small That's why rain is thin.