I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Life without a Soul is like a universe without the stars

I don’t like coming over here at night, the girl said. The bayou is scary in the dark, all manner of things running wild out there.

Mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the Lord.

I always say it was great for God to send his only son, but I'm waiting for him to send his only daughter. Then things will really be great.

The birth of democracy in Iraq is one of the great positive changes of our era.

I would love to be a Bond girl. That is on my bucket list, definitely.

The British press has an insatiable appetite for making public things that should be private. It's a prurience that I've never understood.

Lucky is where skill meets persistence.

I hate seeing people getting hurt or hurting other people. I hate seeing blood. I am very intolerant of physical pain. I find violence horrifying, so much so that I can't help being intrigued by it.

Let's face it, writing is hell.