I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.

What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity.

[Liberty] considers religion as the safeguard of morality, and morality as the best security of law and the surest pledge of the duration of freedom.

What work you do! It's strange work for a Christian girl to hang old women!

Enjoy life, because life is phenomenal! It's a magnificent trip!

Assumptions are what we don't know we are making

People want to work with somebody who feels shame, who worries about the perceptions of others. Dishonesty is something we don't like in others.

See, what we were going to do was say, the Internet is this great business strategy tool.

Any representation of God produces accordingly.

A pleasant companion reduces the length of the journey.

Our volitional habits depend, then, first, on what the stock of ideas is which we have; and, second, on the habitual coupling of the several ideas with action or inaction respectively.