I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

The will to dare, the will to act.

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.

All things which greatly hurt me greatly teach me

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

Living New York, everyone has a million hustles, so I was doing party promoting, working the doors at parties, doing that whole nightlife thing.

President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.

If you want to change somebody, don't preach to him. Set an example and shut up.

I know of no person or group that is taking nearly adequate advantage of the graphical potentialities of the computer.

Some good, some so-so, and lots plain bad: that's how a book of poems is made, my Friend.

In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.