I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Respect, reverence, self-esteemAre my basic requisites I refuse to be a competitorWho struggles for personal rights

When I say "I am omnipresent" I actually mean that. I can see, analyse and understand what is happening where, why, when and how!! Nothing is hidden. I will forgive all your sins.

There wasn't in the beginning. It wasn't until your kind discovered what was happening that any resistance started. That seems to be the key—knowing what’s going to happen.

Olympic organizers are reportedly struggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. Empty seats! In fact, yesterday officials put out a casting call asking for 200 Europeans or eight Americans.

I dont want to tell my dreams, I want to show them!

Belief is self-knowing. Even Yoda out of Star Wars said, 'Do or do not. There is no try.'

All my roots are still in the prarie country of the Middle West.

In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.

I think book publishing is fun, but I also know I've been very lucky.

I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.