I thought America needed to see what a normal family was really like.

I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!

Britain has the IRA and no one cancels concerts there.

Your gut is always right.

We are a very colorful family. Everybody knows our mistakes. But I think that people can relate to all of our mistakes and all or good and bad points.

I like to be honest, and after all these years I can't be bothered being politically correct.

I've got so much wisdom and have lived through so much life that I feel more powerful than I ever have.

When you get pushed down, you pick yourself up and move on. I've never been a victim.

I want it to be remembered that Ozzy was the first celebrity who was brave enough to open up his private life to the public. He was the first.

Britain leads the way in fund raising. I am so proud of Britain.

If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

The final and full revelation of God is not a book, it is a person. Jesus Christ.

[Hillary Clinton] spent hundreds of millions of dollars on an advertising - you know, they get Madison Avenue into a room.

The only reason your mind won't stop its endless chattering is because you won't stop listening to it!

If by the people you understand the multitude, the hoi polloi, 'tis no matter what they think; they are sometimes in the right, sometimes in the wrong; their judgment is a mere lottery.

I will make a pact with you: I will do it if you will do it, always and forever. Take down the walls.

Marketers reinforce the idea - a false one - that celebrity is available to everyone.

Everyone's attention span these days is limited to how long it takes to flick the iPod wheel on to the next song.

Many of the people I've worked with over the years came from a sketch-comedy background or an improv background, and I've learned a lot from them.

I used to say I would never run unless I was being chased by someone with a gun. Now I'm a little obsessed with it!