I thought Bones looked like a little slice of heaven, but you're the whole cake, aren't you, sugar?

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Never confuse Motion with Action.

There are no perfectly honorable men; but every true man has one main point of honor and a few minor ones.

Can any man or woman choose duties? No more than they can choose their birthplace or their father and mother.

I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be insane.

The I is always in the field of the Other.

Members will hear me say repeatedly words are important; deeds are a reality.

New Year's most glorious light is sweet hope!

Words aren't hurting anybody. Words are not causing any damage, not expressly and not directly. But we're so focused on the words.

I was able to look at football as something that God was allowing me to do, not something that should define me. I couldn't take my identity from this sport.

I never go out during the day without sunglasses.