I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Troubles teaches us what we fail to learn.

I see children, all children, as humanity's most precious resource, because it will be to them that the care of the planet will always be left.

I hold that gentleman to be the best-dressed whose dress no one observes.

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Well, we want to make sure there's not securities fraud.

Don't confuse visibility with credibility.

Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on; 'Twas not given for thee alone, Pass it on; Let it travel down the years, Let it wipe another's tears. Pass it on.

Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

I'm not a liar, sir,' she said. "'No, I'm sure you sincerely become whatever it is you're pretending to be.

The world is only one poor harvest away from chaos. We are so close to the edge that politically destabilising food prices could come at any time