I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never reads any of mine.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

When you muster the courage to processes reality as it is instead of sweeping feelings or emotions under the rug, you become stronger.

There is a deep light within my soul.

Thus in order to be a "radical" one must be open to the possibility that one's own core assumptions are misconceived.

I'm used to working with neglect and misunderstanding, so this has been really challenging. It's a different psychic realm. The Lion did not land easily here.

I'm the most chill person I know...I'm happy with myself...I'm not perfect, but I'm cool with that.

College is expensive; I always knew that, and I wanted to make money, partially to spend a little of it here and there, but primarily for a college savings fund.

I don't think I'm going to go into Iron Man. I mean, I can't say that I won't go into something like an Iron Man franchise.

I can face things that are out of my control and not act out of control.

Music is the framework around the silence.

God is on the side with the best artillery